Harry woke up to the sound of knocking - a rap of knuckles on the wood of his bedroom door - followed by a clear, very familiar voice.
‘Harry, are you up?’
He shifted his head and groaned into his pillow but remained otherwise buried within the maroon, snitch-covered duvet. The door opened and in stepped a slim witch with wavy red hair cut to her shoulders. She crossed the room to open his curtains.
‘Come on, sleepyhead,’ she said, sitting on the edge of his bed. ‘Busy day today.’
Harry rolled over and fumbled for his glasses. As he put them on and sat up in bed, the face of his mother swam into view.
Snape catching sight of James, Lily, and baby Harry in Diagon Alley. I love the detail in this — the flyer for Lupin being a private tutor made me smile :)
I need more Marauders Era fan art where in they’re acTUALLY WEARING 70’S FASHION.
FUCKING BELL BOTTOM JEANS
LOUD COLORS AND PRINTS
LILY (AND MAYBE REMUS) IN MUGGLE 70’S CLOTHES. HIPPIE-INSPIRED LILY!!
SIRIUS BLACK TRYING ON ALL THE ~COOL~ MUGGLE CLOTHES DURING…
God: Noah, all the people of earth are sinners. You alone are righteous.
Noah: Thanks God. Long time fan, first time prophet.
God: So, I have decided to smite the entire world with a flood.
Noah: Couldn’t you just teach man goodness?
God: No. I’m thinking “flood.”
Noah: So you’d…
A handy flowchart to answer the question once and for all.
Finish reading Should You Send That Dick Pic?
He’s the father we deserve.
Honestly his son Ben was funnier
do you ever wonder if anyone has a crush on you and then laugh at yourself because ew who would have a crush on you
Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out